The Constitutional Monarchy of New England INC is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Powers with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.015 billion New England INCians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Head Sector 12. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient New England INCian economy, worth a remarkable 5,159 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 515,202 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conspiracy theorists allege Head Sector 12's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, and multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New England INC's national animal is the Robot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Powerism.

New England INC is ranked 282,766^th in the world and 221^st in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 22.47 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.